Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The telltale diphthong

I just moved to the Blue Ridge Mountains. People talk different here. One clear marker in the regional accent is they never diphthongize a long i. Now those of y'all who aren't English majors or married to one may need to know what a diphthong is. It's a vowel sound that you can't hold indefinitely like you can hold a short a as in fast. Many other English vowel sounds are diphthongized, ending with a little transition as the a in "Dawg" the way U of Washington Huskies pronounce it. We diphthongize that a with an "ah-oo" sound. Now...back to the long i. Well bred erudite flat-lander southerners like myself strictly observe the rule of never diphthongizing a long i if it is followed by the consonants b, d, n, g, l, m, v, z or no consonant. For the other consonants we diphthongize it like yankees by sort of a quick long e ending. From here forward in this engaging lecture I will insert an h after an i in a quotation when i want to designate no diphthong as in, "Ih'd be much oblihged if you'd get me some ice cream."

The thing that makes this long i non-diphthong so culturally interesting is that non-southerners (a.k.a. yankees) consider it a marker of special toothless ignorance. Even the most dull double negative-using elementary school dropout from yankee land feels intellectually superior to a southern fellow who says, "Ih think it's about fihve mihles down the road."

Now, here's the interesting part. When I was growing up I had the same snooty feelings about Southern Appalichian Mountain folks who never diphthongize a long i no matter what consonant follows it. They don't let diphthongs go to waste though, they might diphthongize something else like as short a. Famous race car driver Richard Petty might say, "Ih drihve a faa-eest race core on a track that never turns riht."

I was stunned to learn that I still have my prejudice when I recently arrived here to live. The first thing I did (of course) was break off a tooth. (Probably from chomping on a BBQ rib but that's another story.) Oh mercy! I had to go to a strange new dentist from the yellow pages. Of course I got lost on the way and had to call for directions. I had to report to the receptionist that I was at the corner of Biltmore and Short Coxe Avenue. (I'm not kidding; that's really the name of the street.) She instructed me to, "Go just a little down Biltmore then turn riht into our parking lot." Yeow! At least she was just the receptionist. When I finally arrived and got in a chair, the dental hygienist instructed me to "Biht down on this." I almost bolted out of the chair running. I resisted the escape urge and I got the greatest crown job ever. I've been here a month now and I'm finally overcoming my silly linguistic prejudices. I long ago determined to never behave or think like a racist. Now I'm committed to never being a diphthongist. We're all human beings no matter how we close our vowel sounds. Riht?!

2 comments:

MGD said...

I got over this prejudice a long time ago, thanks to spending a lot of vacation time in Macon County. I love the way they talk -- "wihte pihnes" instead of why-eet pi-eens, etc. Have you noticed the "far" for fire and "tar" for tire? And, they will say "they've not gone yet" instead of "they haven't gone yet" like we would.

P.S. Now I know what a diphthong is, I think.

Anonymous said...

I got over this a long time ago, too, since being raised in central Wisconsin, I have been identified as a 'rube.' Going to the University in the '60's, the East Coasters definitely laughed at my Wisconsin accent.